My friend Cassie wrote this post and it sums up EXACTLY how I feel about summer sales. It makes me laugh! If you can appreciate this then I'm sure we know allot of the same people:)
You know you have done summer sales for a long time when....
You can't count on both hands how many times you have moved
You have packing a Honda Civic with everything you will need for 5 months down to a science
You have driven more than 24 hours straight
You eat off Wal-Mart's plastic summer dishes half the year
You don't have any friends to recruit anymore because all your friends now do summer sales
When referring to a "bagel" it has nothing to do with the food
At the end of the summer you wonder how the heck you are going to get everything home
You only sleep in your own bed half the year
You get really excited when you don't have "the scratchy couch" for the summer
When you talk to someone you don't speak with on a regular basis, the first question they ask you is "what state are you in right now"
Saturday's are the longest day of the week
You refer to years by where you were that summer, not the actual number
You have changed your mailing address more times in 5 years than most people do in a life time
Every summer you say it's your last, yet in April your packing up the car to go sell again
At the end of the summer you never want to see your husband in khaki shorts and knocking shirt ever again
